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When one reads that slapping the chest stimulates hormones to produce breasts, the antiquated expression "to beat one's breast" takes on a new meaning!
I could have used this information in high school! Dammit! ;-)
Best Freudian slip ever. From very nearly the home of Freud! (IIRC Freud was from Austria, but they speak German there so the difference is little more than political; don't think the map of Europe looked much like today's at that point in history anyway.)
Military officials have promised to keep an eye on the men's breasts
So does this mean they have a firm grip on the problem? And are we to believe all those soldiers are walking about with eyeballs attached to their chests? Yikes, talk about invasion of privacy :-O
It has been well known for a long time thay gorillas and other great apes pound their chests when confronting a threat. They do this because it causes the release of testosterone. They have probably evolved to where estrogen is not a problem.
I read once that the Amazons actually REMOVED one breast so when firing the bow it did not interfere. I've had burns on the forearm as a lad, cannot imagine a nipple burn.
I notice farther down in the article a number of bullet points. The last one: "New Theory on Why Men Love Breasts. " New theory? Not needed. I like the Jerry Seinfeld take. He got into a discussion on the difference between "leg men" and "tit men". What was wrong with being a leg man? Jerry's answer? I've got legs!
Another man's quote: If I had breasts I'd never leave the house.
Germany, like the rest of Europe, is a leftist agenda welfare nanny-state. The males are growing female left breasts ... co-incidence? I think not!!!I wonder if there is a corresponding left testicle reduction.
You HAD to go there...
And I'm done here.
"Hey! My eyes are UP HERE!"
Was there anyone who didn't laugh at this article? I couldn't help but chuckle at the whole thing.
Too bad these soldiers aren't Americans. I could see them now being the next protected minority.
"Lopsided soldiers"
Or is "Lopsided" too NON PC..
How about "Horizontally Challenged"? That might work better.
Now that was funny, so if you had a flat chested woman you could hit her on the chest and she would grow a pair ..... I'd doubt that.
Sam: Know why door-to-door evangelists have inverted breasts? It's from all those homeowners poking them in the chest saying, "Get Off My Porch!"
Gee. If they are going to watch it. I wonder if they're going to One Eye It.
When one reads that slapping the chest stimulates hormones to produce breasts, the antiquated expression "to beat one's breast" takes on a new meaning!
I could have used this information in high school! Dammit! ;-)
Best Freudian slip ever. From very nearly the home of Freud! (IIRC Freud was from Austria, but they speak German there so the difference is little more than political; don't think the map of Europe looked much like today's at that point in history anyway.)
To late guys ! Obama OKd hooters.. Ahaaaaaaaa
There you have it A and B cup women. Start the beatings!
That is also why spanking your monkey makes the monkey grow...
You beat me to it yeahbuhwha?
Military officials have promised to keep an eye on the men's breasts
So does this mean they have a firm grip on the problem? And are we to believe all those soldiers are walking about with eyeballs attached to their chests? Yikes, talk about invasion of privacy :-O
In other news, german soldiers have been reported to be repeatedly striking their rifles against their groins
Make sure you strike down the middle down there, you don't want your left nut to all the sudden swell up past the size of your right. Looks weird.
It has been well known for a long time thay gorillas and other great apes pound their chests when confronting a threat. They do this because it causes the release of testosterone. They have probably evolved to where estrogen is not a problem.
LOL!!!
The article made no mention of female soldiers.
I'd say that this was an example of...uh,...unbalanced reporting.
It's OK. The females already have balls.
Well ladies, forget the surgery. Just keep pounding away at those babies.
New beauty trend?
I guess I've seen worse...
ouch!
it would hurt a woman too much...do you not know that?
I had to double check and make sure I wasn't reading The Onion. Is this going to be an oops moment for nbcnews?
This aint your fuhrer's army.
"Military officials have promised to keep an eye on the men's breasts."
LoL!!
Oh my...what a crazy world we live in. Left breasts on soldiers...they'll start listing to the left now..lol.
And this chest thumping is useful for what? Perhaps they just like the noise that it makes.
Trying to work in a good Amazon joke, but none of them strike me as funny. A little help?
I read once that the Amazons actually REMOVED one breast so when firing the bow it did not interfere. I've had burns on the forearm as a lad, cannot imagine a nipple burn.
Is that why Tarzan beats his chest?
I notice farther down in the article a number of bullet points. The last one: "New Theory on Why Men Love Breasts. "
New theory? Not needed. I like the Jerry Seinfeld take. He got into a discussion on the difference between "leg men" and "tit men". What was wrong with being a leg man? Jerry's answer? I've got legs!
Another man's quote: If I had breasts I'd never leave the house.
We must! We must! Beat upon the bust! For fear. For fear. It might disappear!
( old girl's gym chant from unior high school- Excercise word used instead of Beat )
What......? What.......? You knew it was going to get weirder.....
Better check on what they are adding to their food....
Now maybe these basketball players will quit pounding their chests like Garnett,and La Queen Jane.
Dafuk did I just read........
It sounds more like 'drug use' than 'chest thumping'
Dr. Krapohl? Sounds like a proctologist.
So I really thought this was a spoof. Born Craphole? Grew into a Kraphedd?
But that is really the doctor's name.
- Ve are keeping the eye on you left-leaning troops, ja!
Germany, like the rest of Europe, is a leftist agenda welfare nanny-state. The males are growing female left breasts ... co-incidence? I think not!!!I wonder if there is a corresponding left testicle reduction.
I think you need to read the article before posting. Idiot.
Well... certainly keeps the troops occupied and entertained during off time.
I thought men beating would make them go blind not grow boobs. Thats no disincentive.
They need to start pounding the right side for symmetry and balance.........................
Instead of chest, they will now start smacking their rifles against their groins.
It's only logical!