Poor Mr. A! He’s a 50-year-old married man, who, since the age of 19, has been plagued with a litany of unpleasant ailments every time he ejaculates.
On cue, after any orgasm, the beleaguered man would experience fever, weakness, exhaustion, loss of initiative, headache, disordered speech, irritability, forgetfulness and frightening dreams, not to mention swollen lips and throat.
The symptoms were so severe that he and his wife planned intercourse for Fridays so he’d have two days to recover before returning to work on Monday. He also suffered from premature ejaculation, so the problem was no picnic for Mrs. A, either. It’s a miracle they had two children.
We know all this because Mr. A’s condition is detailed in a just-published paper in the Journal of Sexual Medicine in which Dutch doctors describe what they call Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome, or POIS.
POIS was first identified by the same team of doctors in 2002. Initially it was thought the cause might be psychological, possibly related to a syndrome called “dhat” that is sometimes reported among men in India and Sri Lanka that leaves them fearful of ejaculating.
Then, doctors in the United Kingdom noted similar symptoms in two men, including one whose problem improved dramatically by taking non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs just before and for two days after ejaculating. That seemed to indicate the problem was caused by some sort of immune system reaction.
The Dutch doctors figured POIS might lie in a man’s reaction to his own semen. They conducted skin prick testing, a common way to test for allergies, on 33 of the 45 men they’ve identified with potential POIS so far. When the men were exposed to their own semen this way, 29 of them had classic allergic reactions. Mr. A was one.
They tried treating him the way allergists sometimes treat food allergies, with “hyposensitization,” a technique that uses the allergen itself to treat the condition.
The doctors began a long series of treatments, first diluting the semen 40,000 times, inoculating him with it, and then, over a period of 31 months, gradually working up to a dilution of 1-to-20.
Amazingly, it worked. Mr. A eventually was able to ejaculate without debilitating illness. His symptoms did not disappear entirely, but they were much milder and lasted only a short time. Lead author Marcel Waldinger, of the Department of Psychiatry and Neurosexology at Haga Hospital in The Hague, said the results “contradict the idea that the complaints have a psychological cause.”
That’s good to know, but why, we may ask, is Mr. A allergic to his own semen at all? Women have been known to have allergic reactions to men’s emissions, but that’s entirely different.
Scientists aren’t sure, but they believe that a gap in the seminal plumbing somehow allows the semen to contact immune cells called T-lymphocytes which, in turn, sets off immune system alarm bells. With repeated exposure, the reaction becomes intense.
Whatever the cause, Mr. A is relieved that his problem has eased. Doctors report he is now “quite contented” at both home and work.
As a side benefit, the premature ejaculation stopped, too, so we can only surmise that Mrs. A is content as well.
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Wow, that must of really sucked. Glad he's all fixed up....
I bet he is just glad for the Happy Ending . . .
Darn right his premature ejac. was corrected...rest of the story wasn't told...poor guy had to hit a couple 100 balls at the batting cage until the swelling went down.
Now that would be awful...geez.
"skin prick test" what a perfect name for this particular test.
Actually "Prick skin test" would be the better name!
hehehehehehe-I had exactly the same thot run through my mind!Having this illness would really be 'irritating'
Hiwawy, this pwasabe excus fow what happen...
WOW! I have some of those same symptoms! On cue, after any orgasm, I experience weakness, exhaustion, disordered speech, forgetfulness and an all over warm feeling not to mention swollen lips. The ol' Lady and I are gonna have to do some extensive research into this!
i suppose there can be worse things to get sick from
ooooeee.. no comments..lol
I couldn't even fathom the mess it would make if your dick sneezed.....and the pain.....oh, the pain.
OMG, I just got the funniest visual! Thank you!
You would have to wear Depends or put a sock on it....eeeewwwww!!
Pyrate, most men already have that brand o' sock picked out. :P 'S not ew, it's just people. lol
Oh ya...laugh it up, Captain....it's all fun and games until ya get some on yer hands...and then the walls, the dog and the Wife or girl friend. Tee Hee.
Most disturbing comment of the morning! :p Touche, pyrate!
I've never heard of such a thing but I'm sure that he and his wife are happy that he is better. Hope he doesn't suffer from priapism now...
Swollen lips and throat? What was Mr. A doing?
Maybe it was a jealous reaction, his lips and throat swelled up in a jealous fit.
It was an allergic reaction. Like when you eat something you're allergic to, has nothing to do with your lungs, yet they still react and close up.
what a deal
LOL. John Henson (comment #6) was left speechless by this story.
I must have same thing. After I orgasm, I get tired roll over and fall asleep.
Yeah, but at least you're by yourself and it doesn't affect anyone else. ;)
snap.
LOL
weakness, exhaustion, loss of initiative, headache, disordered speech, irritability, forgetfulness and frightening dreams
Sounds like symptoms one would see if they WEREN'T getting any.
To much Viagra?. When all your blood goes down to the Penis you get lightheaded, headache, disordered speech, forgetfulness, a stupid look in your eyes and you keep saying; "Must have Nookie" as you walk around the house with your loaded weapon.
Sounds like all is well now at "A" household!!!
I forget the name, but there's also a medical condition where some women are allergic to their husband's sperm. I believe that it can be severe enough that there can be no children from their marriage.
It's not lesbianism, is it?
HAH! That's awesome RiverDog. Shame..lol, but effin Funny.
RiverDog, I know I should not have laughed at that but I did.
I know how they feel I suffer the same condition but not to such severity. Mine is manageable.
What a crock.
Swollen lips and throat? May be if he quit self pleasuring himself that would stop. Try this, reach all the way around and it feels like someone else's hand.
You know how many men would aspire to pleasure themselves with their own lips & throat? C'mon dude, he'd be heralded as a King, not ill with allergies.
We make light of this, but imagine living with this for 30 years. Poor guy - and his wife - not being able to enjoy a sex life.
So Riverdog it suggests that whether you *get any* or not, you're still f***** or erm ...
I was surprised by the symptoms and it was abit un-nerving to read "..not to mention swollen lips and throat." - "...injecting him w/ his own diluted sperm.." ?! Maybe he could use preparation-H for the lips and throat, keep a pitcher of water close-by and take up self-sucking, probably just as effective a treatment and undoubtedly cheaper.
Were these symptoms limited to sex with his wife only?
I have a rare condition where I have an orgasm every time I sneeze. I take pepper for it.
Very Funny!!!!!
And you gotta love the Cialis ad under this post. How cruel.
I love it.
Poor poor Mrs. A...she was the one that suffered the most. Her husband would be in bed for the entire weekend, who mowed the lawn and took out the trash?
The guys that were in her closet.