You know that saying "the left hand doesn't know what the right is doing"? For people with a strange disorder called alien hand syndrome, that's literally true -- the neuropsychiatric condition makes them feel as if one of their hands has taken on a mind of its own.
"An alien hand is an arm and hand that moves when the person to whom that arm belongs does not intend it to move," says Dr. Ken Heilman, a neurologist at the University of Florida College of Medicine in Gainesville, Fla. Heilman goes on to note that there are many neurological conditions that cause an arm to move unintentionally -- like seizures or tremors, and movement disorders such as chorea, dystonia and athetosis. Here's the difference: In each of those cases, if the arm moves, it's pretty much just flailing about purposelessly, "but with an alien hand, the movement appears to be purposeful." Creepy.
Heilman recalls one patient whose hands actually fought over fashion: Her right hand took a pair of red shoes out of the closet. Her left hand -- the "alien" hand -- pulled the red shoes out of her right hand, put them back and picked up a pair of blue shoes. When the right hand went again for the red shoes, the left hand slammed the closet door on the right hand.
A German neurologist and psychiatrist named Kurt Goldstein was the first to report a case of alien hand syndrome in 1908. His patient's left hand seemed to do whatever it pleased, including, at least once, an attempt to throttle its owner. It's most commonly the result of an injury to an area of the brain called the corpus callosum, which is, as Heilman describes it, "the major cable connecting the two hemispheres." (The injury often happens during surgery, such as an attempt to curb seizures, but it can also happen in stroke victims.) That injury prevents the two hemispheres from communicating, and because each side controls different behaviors and different hands, the confusion begins.
Usually, it's the left hand that is thought to be "alien," because that's the one controlled by the right hemisphere; the left hemisphere has no control over that hand, but it does control language, which gives the person the words to think, What is happening to my left hand?!
And it's always an alien hand, never an alien leg or foot. The brain has more bilateral control over the legs than it does the arms, Heilman explains. "The hand is this thing that does purposeful movement," he says. "We don't do a lot with our feet."
In one recorded case of alien hand syndrome, while a 67-year-old man slept, his hand did not; as a 1997 medical journal article reports, his hand "crept and crawled, especially at night, which caused him to awaken by grasping his collar." He solved his problem by wearing an oven mitt as he slept. But that guy had it easy. According to a 2000 journal article, a 73-year-old man's alien hand had a humiliating favorite hobby: masturbation.
Another more common (but less creepy) version of alien hand syndrome is an uncontrollable grasp reflex, which causes a patient to reach out and grab whatever is set in front of him, just like a baby would. (It's caused by an injury to the frontal lobe, which suppresses that grasping reflex as we mature.)
Alien hand syndrome is an extremely uncommon phenomenon -- most physicians have never even heard of it, says Heilman, who has only seen two patients exhibiting the more extreme kinds of symptoms. But it's popped up from time to time in pop culture.
The condition is sometimes known as "Dr. Strangelove syndrome," named for the titular character in Stanley Kubrick's famous 1964 film, in which Dr. Strangelove's right arm repeatedly tries to give a Nazi salute, and he must beat it down again and again with his left arm. More recently, "30 Rock's" live episode on Oct. 14 took on the spirit of the alien hand idea, featuring Jon Hamm in two fake, "Saturday Night Live"-style "commercials" for hand transplants gone totally wrong. (The late-1990s horror flick "Idle Hands" also nodded to the creepiness of the uncontrollable hand concept, but unless you, too, were a 14-year-old 8th grader in 1999 with a giant crush on Devon Sawa, you probably don't remember that one.)
In the real world, there isn't anything that can "cure" or even treat alien hand syndrome, Heilman says. Patients usually just come up with creative ways to keep their own appendages in check. "I had a patient who sat on his left hand," he says. "Many others treat their alien hand as if it were a disruptive child."
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I know that this is a serious malady, but the only picture I have is of Dr. Strangelove in his wheelchair battling with his right arm. "Sieg heil!" I wish those suffering with this disease the best of fortune in ending its effects.
Could be really useful if you wanted to play a two person Shooter game, and you were home alone.......or maybe playing chess against yourself!!
I have an "alien" ex-wife, she does and says what ever she wants to and then blames it all on an uncontrollable impulse.....
Or, unless you were pretty much any male on the planet... Jessica Alba was Idle Hands as well... (I'm actually in it as well, as an extra, and they talk about me in the commentary, haha) To this day, I've still got a bit of a crush!
Ha! I didn't even remember Jessica Alba being in that. Something for everyone!
My alien hand clicked on this article.
Is it trying to throttle you now for doing that?
Someone has to much time on their "hand" to be reading this. Me included!
I've heard of it, but mainly because it was featured in a "House" episode at one point.
One of my fav House episodes ever, especially the scene when the alien hand was throwing dinner rolls at the jerky guy across the restaurant.....
Oh no! It's the CLAWWWW!!! Nothing can stop the claw!
My hand took my virginity.
dw573 I think we were both married to the same person
I'm sorry to hear that........
It sucks he didn't mention the best movie featuring something like this. Evil Dead 2, directed by Sam Rami and starring Bruce Campbell, had a whole bit on this. Probably the funniest 'scary' movie I ever saw and the start to a couple of great careers for Bruce and Sam. I think Waxworks parodied the scene in it too.
I guess we can't count Thing on the Adam's Family, because there wasn't a body attached.
Loved all the comments that made me laugh! I have a syndrome called, "Essential Tremor" of my L. hand. Goggle it & it is interesting except that since I "mouse" L. handed, it causes me a ton of trouble sometimes trying to do things on the net, esp. playing games.
But now at least, I had a laugh about it this morning-it COULD have been worse. Sieg Heil! lol
It seems whenever my right hand is too busy my left hand automatically switches on and assists my right hand in whatever It's doing. Wonder if this effect has anything to do with the condition. I mean I don't even consciously tell my left hand to help. It just does.
I wasn't doing anything It was my Alien Hand I think she bought that now I got proof if only the alien printer would work
Causes of Alien Hand Syndrome:
Sensory conditions,
Mental health conditions,
Nervous system conditions.
http://www.whatisguide.net/0417-alien-hand-syndrome.html
Even though no cure exists, it seems that a physical/occupational therapy program could be helpful.
Yeah, somebody told me about this a few years ago. id only heard of the choking thing. yeah, there was a house episode with this. wasnt it the season 5 finale?
Evil Dead II has the best alien hand stuff on film, period.
The guy with the masturbating hand truly had it "easy" ;) I wonder what happened when he WANTED to do it. Would he just set loose the alien hand or "do it himself"?
P.S. I'm using this excuse the next time I get caught.